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profile pic by ansel yea he my boy
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the 2000s have about 3 days to pack up their shit and get the fuck outta here
big deal
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So, let's say that someone - perhaps former United Nations Secretary General Boutrous Boutrous Ghali - were to say something bad about Egoraptor, you could smack him in with this keychain, leaving a permanent indentation of an "O" face in his forehead. Now, isn't that worth the extra cash? Of course it is.
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watch this before it gets blammed for not having a rape scene
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As you are no doubt aware, my cartoon, entitled 'Ruptured' after the Red Mongoose song, has been a widely celebrated hit worldwide. It has received multiple awards and critical acclaim across the board.
However, i feel I must tell you the truth. This is going to be difficult to say, but it must be said.
You see, I did not create Ruptured. Now, I know this comes as no surprise to most people, although it hit me pretty hard when i realized it. This cartoon i once called mine was unmistakably stolen. All I did was find the swf and put my name on it using a decompiler.
From who, you might ask, as you are a poor blind soul at the core. Well, this is the part that, to this day, still brings me to tears: Nathan Malone. Yes, your beloved ZekeySpaceyLizard created this cartoon, as well as every vector style cartoon in recent memory. I, myself, cannot believe he was capable of this, but when i look at the statistics, its a little more than obvious.
I'm certain many of you are wondering how I managed to silence the poor man. Well, as many of you have so bluntly put it, there where a number of lethal narcotics involved. Long story short, Zekey isn't waking up anytime soon.
I'm sorry that i betrayed you, Newgrounds.com, but I'm afraid I am as confused as many of you are; it's very clear that i did not want to remember this horrible act of theft, in hopes that maybe, just maybe, I would not be suspect. However, as many very very intelligent users have spotted, the stylistic similarities are just too uncanny.
This is it, Newgrounds. May you have mercy on my soul.
you are going to respond negatively to show how creative you think you are because you can say a curse word(s) that you think will make you look better and more humorous than the person you are talking to.
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